THE ROYAL AUDIT OFFICE of MR. SQUIBBLES
Welcome to the Royal Audit Office, headquarters of Chief Auditor Samuel "Sam" Squibbles. From follower audits and acorn inventories to missing toy investigations and emergency reports, no mystery is too small for official documentation.
About
📋 Samuel "Sam" Squibbles
Chief Auditor of the Royal Audit Office
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Keeper of Unnecessary Statistics
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Protector of Acorn Reserves
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Investigator of Missing Objects
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Reviewer of Hockey Puck Incidents
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Certified Follower Count Specialist
Known For:
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Wearing reading glasses he doesn't technically need.
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Filing reports nobody asked for.
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Opening investigations nobody expected.
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Maintaining a 98.7% success rate in locating things that were under the bed.
Greatest Achievement:
Successfully solving the Great Pink Ball Disappearance after an intensive multi-hour investigation.
Biggest Unsolved Case:
The Mystery of Whitie the Mouse.
